Wow, has it really been almost six months since I posted? Let's not do that again. For realsies. It's going to be like a New Year's resolution - but not.
Here's updates since August:
- Changed jobs - I now work in retail. I am not mistaken for a teenager as often, but am mistaken for being younger than I am. I do to dress up more, which I love.
... that's basically it. Living in the same city, in the same house, hanging out with the same people.
I did see Lady Gaga for the third time! There. That's another thing.
Let's just look at some things I've worn, okay?
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Smarmy, as usual. |
Here's a typical look for work. I am less fuzzy in real life.
Shirt:
Rubbish Relaxed Menswear Shirt
Lipstick:
MAC Viva Glam (Viva Glam I)
Necklace: made by me
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Yes, I broken my mirror. |
Here's what I did for NYE.
As you can see it involved making a lot of stupid faces and rolling myself in bronzer. These are hobbies of mine along with the internet and observation humor.
Dress: Forever 21, bought over the summer.
Necklace: Nordstrom, now sold out.
Here's a similar one from Express.
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I'M SO EXCITED!!!! |
Hair: I used a curling wand and if you don't have one, you should go buy one right now. Like this one. Which is one of two I own.
Lipstick: NYX - Pandora (520)
Jersey shore coloring: Mystic Tan Level II w/ bronzer, probably whatever else I found laying around.
Eyes: False lashes from Target and gold glitter liner (NYX?)
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Just a castaway, an island lost at sea |
And that brings us to what I wore today, which inspired me to make this post. What I thought was an ordinary outfit resulted in multiple comments from strangers.
After seeing my shirt, a grocery store employee sang an 80s song to me and danced in the produce section. This is my real life, guys. I don't even know.
Blazer: Oliva Moon, similar
here.
As I was looking at the salad mixes, an older gentleman who reminded me of Leo from That's 70's Show said "WHOA WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHOES???" I told him and he seemed surprised. I thought my shoes were pretty tame, but what do I know?
Jeans: American Eagle
So that's it, dolls. It's my weekend, so I'm going to clean, shop, and internet (probably not in that order).